Yiksugweg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful slug.

Yiksugweg created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiksugweg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yiksugweg, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yiksugweg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yiksugweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.