Padbogmif is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome
meerkat.
Padbogmif created snails seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padbogmif, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Padbogmif, he will turn you into a mole.
Padbogmif's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Padbogmif's Holy Commandments1. Put Padbogmif first in all things.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.