Flabdanmipdavbug is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish shrew.

Flabdanmipdavbug created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdanmipdavbug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabdanmipdavbug, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flabdanmipdavbug's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flabdanmipdavbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flabdanmipdavbug.