Rutbudpon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane owl.

Rutbudpon created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutbudpon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutbudpon, he will turn you into a slug.

Rutbudpon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rutbudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.