Carwabkapdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent butterfly.

Carwabkapdot created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Carwabkapdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carwabkapdot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Carwabkapdot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Carwabkapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Carwabkapdot.

5. Never mention dogs.