Wadstafmum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying crocodile.

Wadstafmum created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadstafmum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadstafmum, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wadstafmum's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wadstafmum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Wadstafmum on top of important buildings.

2. Wadstafmum loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Wadstafmum must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.