Nulrawtad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident jaguar.

Nulrawtad created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nulrawtad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulrawtad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nulrawtad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nulrawtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not keep four mites in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.