Abbonkcin Dodhatlig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing naga.

Abbonkcin Dodhatlig created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbonkcin Dodhatlig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abbonkcin Dodhatlig, she will turn you into a snail.

Abbonkcin Dodhatlig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Abbonkcin Dodhatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never jump near swans.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.