Wotrapdot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Wotrapdot created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrapdot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotrapdot, it will strike you with lightening.

Wotrapdot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wotrapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wotrapdot.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wotrapdot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think about cell theory.