Jenbotdap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless dugong.

Jenbotdap created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbotdap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jenbotdap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jenbotdap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jenbotdap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing green ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.