Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental bee.

Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lagvagyokfomrapvedpoggum.