Pogjopnurtkip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane cobra.

Pogjopnurtkip created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjopnurtkip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pogjopnurtkip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pogjopnurtkip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pogjopnurtkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never wear green dresses.