Nurlstigfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish coyote.

Nurlstigfat created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstigfat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlstigfat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurlstigfat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nurlstigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near tortoises.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lots of corn to dogs while wearing blue shirts.

5. Do not run in public.