Jigbogstan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful clam.

Jigbogstan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbogstan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigbogstan, she will strike you with lightening.

Jigbogstan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jigbogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Worship no other gods but Jigbogstan.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.