Flambomsagtik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud meerkat.

Flambomsagtik created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambomsagtik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flambomsagtik, it will turn you into a rock.

Flambomsagtik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flambomsagtik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.