Tungonfod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong newt.

Tungonfod created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungonfod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tungonfod, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tungonfod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tungonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tungonfod's name in vain.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Tungonfod loves horses, so they must be respected.