Gutcenfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic jackal.

Gutcenfeb created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutcenfeb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutcenfeb, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gutcenfeb's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gutcenfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if three ants approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not drink alcohol.