Likquimyarl Stafvadarm is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong
mouse.
Likquimyarl Stafvadarm created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Likquimyarl Stafvadarm, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Likquimyarl Stafvadarm, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Likquimyarl Stafvadarm's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Likquimyarl Stafvadarm's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likquimyarl Stafvadarm.
2. Never hurt porpoises.
3. Worship no other gods but Likquimyarl Stafvadarm.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.