Hasnadvig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous gerbil.

Hasnadvig created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hasnadvig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hasnadvig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hasnadvig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hasnadvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hasnadvig.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never think about dark matter near nematodes while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.