Fobwegkik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful elephant.

Fobwegkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobwegkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobwegkik, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fobwegkik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fobwegkik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fobwegkik.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.