Fonsugwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise fox.

Fonsugwon created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonsugwon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fonsugwon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fonsugwon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fonsugwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fonsugwon three times a day.

2. Do not take Fonsugwon's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Worship no other gods but Fonsugwon.

5. Do not listen to music.