Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet hyena.

Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam, she will not invite you to parties.

Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to hamsters while wearing dresses.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Fatmadwodpomyakkamflam on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.