Dagbigdid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous shrew.

Dagbigdid created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dagbigdid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagbigdid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dagbigdid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dagbigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.