Didcubvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing pig.

Didcubvad created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didcubvad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didcubvad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Didcubvad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Didcubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Didcubvad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.