Saftik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart zebra.

Saftik created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Saftik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saftik, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Saftik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Saftik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never play with disobedient children.