Nilldotyart is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective raven.

Nilldotyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldotyart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nilldotyart, he will turn you into a mole.

Nilldotyart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nilldotyart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.