Popfitmobdav is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable dingo.

Popfitmobdav created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Popfitmobdav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popfitmobdav, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Popfitmobdav's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Popfitmobdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Run away from turquoise aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.