Tigfudnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring zebra.

Tigfudnan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfudnan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigfudnan, she will turn you into a snail.

Tigfudnan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tigfudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear turquoise trousers.

5. Always stare at clouds.