Wityimbom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy bat.

Wityimbom created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wityimbom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wityimbom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wityimbom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wityimbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.