Miglanjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy bee.

Miglanjon created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miglanjon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Miglanjon, she will turn you into a dog.

Miglanjon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Miglanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Miglanjon.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not prepare rice while filled with pride.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.