Bellwandad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional mouse.

Bellwandad created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellwandad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellwandad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bellwandad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bellwandad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Put Bellwandad first in all things.