Riptafrip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise eagle.

Riptafrip created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riptafrip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Riptafrip, she will turn you into a snail.

Riptafrip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Riptafrip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Riptafrip loves ducks, so they must be respected.