Rillkadmip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered whale.

Rillkadmip created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkadmip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillkadmip, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rillkadmip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rillkadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.