Dissarmjap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy meerkat.

Dissarmjap created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissarmjap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dissarmjap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dissarmjap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dissarmjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hide from gray snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.