Quamgodlib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish wolf.

Quamgodlib created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quamgodlib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quamgodlib, it will come to you in dreams.

Quamgodlib's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quamgodlib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quamgodlib first in all things.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing orange trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about special relativity.