Vanvagkop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing wren.

Vanvagkop created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vanvagkop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vanvagkop, it will remove you from existence.

Vanvagkop's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vanvagkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.