Hotfliscub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring fox.

Hotfliscub created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotfliscub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hotfliscub, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hotfliscub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hotfliscub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.