Larnhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent dragon.

Larnhog created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnhog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larnhog, she will turn you into a frog.

Larnhog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Larnhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs cyan.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.