Yammobleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish tortoise.

Yammobleg created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yammobleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yammobleg, she will turn you into a mole.

Yammobleg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yammobleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back violet.

2. Always obey Yammobleg's priests.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.