Gabsinpas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome otter.

Gabsinpas created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabsinpas, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabsinpas, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gabsinpas' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gabsinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never mix tomatoes with blood.