Bagsisgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive pigeon.

Bagsisgon created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bagsisgon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bagsisgon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bagsisgon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bagsisgon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help moths in need.