Soggubyim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast swan.

Soggubyim created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggubyim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Soggubyim, she will cry a lot.

Soggubyim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Soggubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Always remove stockings before touching aluminium.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never record numbers.