Mumsabjan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane donkey.

Mumsabjan created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumsabjan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumsabjan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mumsabjan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mumsabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.