Catcencen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy goblin.

Catcencen created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catcencen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Catcencen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Catcencen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Catcencen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always cleanse water with water.