Quathogtam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring crab.

Quathogtam created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quathogtam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quathogtam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quathogtam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quathogtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Always stare at clouds.