Veglimdod Garcetortrill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty warg.

Veglimdod Garcetortrill created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veglimdod Garcetortrill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veglimdod Garcetortrill, it will not care.

Veglimdod Garcetortrill's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Veglimdod Garcetortrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. You must pray to Veglimdod Garcetortrill seven times a day.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.