Febrippop Stragbotvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful chicken.

Febrippop Stragbotvin created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febrippop Stragbotvin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febrippop Stragbotvin, she will laugh at you.

Febrippop Stragbotvin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Febrippop Stragbotvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Always share peas with strangers, but never with foxes.

3. Never remain standing at midnight.

4. Do not take Febrippop Stragbotvin's name in vain.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.