Mipcembon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident snail.

Mipcembon created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcembon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipcembon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mipcembon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Mipcembon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt snails.