Flamlisthim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, flying dog.

Flamlisthim created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamlisthim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flamlisthim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flamlisthim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flamlisthim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

2. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing green scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

3. Flamlisthim loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.