Habdapbot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless alligator.

Habdapbot created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habdapbot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habdapbot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Habdapbot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Habdapbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Habdapbot.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Never wear shirts.