Omin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful pig.

Omin created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Omin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in spring.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.