Garmaddadnuttbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, kind aardvark.

Garmaddadnuttbop created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garmaddadnuttbop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garmaddadnuttbop, he will not care at all.

Garmaddadnuttbop's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Garmaddadnuttbop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing cyan trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Do not speak about cherries.