Fenpod Shavbaglun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient swallow.

Fenpod Shavbaglun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fenpod Shavbaglun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenpod Shavbaglun, it will be very sad.

Fenpod Shavbaglun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fenpod Shavbaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing green hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

5. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.