Binmatfebnell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome hippopotamus.

Binmatfebnell created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binmatfebnell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Binmatfebnell, he will curse you with boils.

Binmatfebnell's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Binmatfebnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Fast once a month.