Ingmitget is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise dragonfly.

Ingmitget created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmitget, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingmitget, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ingmitget's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ingmitget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Ingmitget first in all things.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.