Rigquillcud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous alligator.

Rigquillcud created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigquillcud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigquillcud, it will be very unhappy.

Rigquillcud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rigquillcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigquillcud.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.