Rapgidfutyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome duck.

Rapgidfutyarl created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapgidfutyarl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapgidfutyarl, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rapgidfutyarl's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rapgidfutyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.