Bigpigpig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful chicken.

Bigpigpig created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigpigpig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigpigpig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bigpigpig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bigpigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bigpigpig.