Wegwegnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless goblin.

Wegwegnurt created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegwegnurt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wegwegnurt, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wegwegnurt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wegwegnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.